Take me out at the ballgame
PADRES 4, CUBS 3
W - C. Meredith [1-0]
L - R. Dempster [0-1]
S - T. Hoffman 
Watching the Cubs right now
is like watching Friday the 13th :
it scares the shit out of you at the time
even though you know the ending.
Only we can throw away these games, and this was the worst one yet.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to call my therapist.