Saturday, May 13

Take me out at the ballgame

dusty phonecall
PADRES 4, CUBS 3
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W - C. Meredith [1-0]
L - R. Dempster [0-1]
S - T. Hoffman [7]


Watching the Cubs right now
is like watching Friday the 13th :
it scares the shit out of you at the time
even though you know the ending.
Only we can throw away these games, and this was the worst one yet.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to call my therapist.





Hello, Marquis? Marquis Grissom? Just wanted to see how you were, I've got an everyday spot opening up in left field if you're interested, dude.

1 Comments:

At 3:19 PM, Blogger DS said...

nice names today

 

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