Thursday, May 11

For Jacque

Dear Jacque,

We at Lingering Bursitis have had no problem putting you down this season. After all, you've been horrible at the plate, lazy in the OF and you've insulted the cubbie fan base. But tonight was your night. You went 3-3 at the plate and drove in half of the cubs' runs. For that, we present you with this: the LB super terrific fun basket. Enjoy.

1 Comments:

At 7:05 PM, Blogger Sarce said...

Hawk, he should get no fun baskets until he performs well in at least three games in a row, or exceptionally well in every other game for at least a span of 6 games.

 

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