"You know they're not going to lose 162 consecutive games." - Harry Caray.
posted by Hyposquasher @ 9:17 AM
4th inning, May 3rd, 1988. Andre Dawson went yard with 2 on and 2 out. Seriously.Well...maybe not but that's what it feels like.
Actually we've never actually scored a run this year. They're all just figments of our deranged imaginations. Runs are like the desert oasis right now. We can see them as we die of thirst in the sand, but when we come close, they disappear.At least we saw Old Z last night? I can't wait for him to get angry, maybe stab a hot dog vendor, eat a child, shit from the top of the flagpoles in center field. Man, I can't wait.
Now you know how Custer felt at the Little Big Horn.
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